Imagine that feeling of waking up, start the day and realize that temps are 40 degrees below the “Weather Channel” norm. Oh god, this is bad. Flip on morning news, sit huddled in your favorite broken easy chair, breathlessly awaiting the local weather…

Finally the weather comes on, there is a hot looking babe dressed in her favorite cold weather gear; Boots to her ass, glimmers of leotards and a woolen looking dress. Don’t forget the hat…

Total doom for the northeast, temps gonna be in the low zeros and the anticipated death toll looms. Maryland is gonna be brought to a halt, Philly gonna need more politicians, DC, well don’t think they need much more as so much already there. Further north, Jersey and the Boroughs looking at total annihilation. Head up into the Old England states to find the land that civilization forgot.

No time better than now to lobby for reparations.

Well, in all of this, where is the concern for Western states. Might get a brief mention but don’t wanna piss no one off. No sir, not nobody not no how… LOL

It seems to me that all the hype is focused on the inhabitants of those overcrowded North Eastern voting districts. When cold hits here, I bump up the heat, break out the electric blankey and carry on as if not much has changed. Key is to avoid weather channel and GMA. Besides, who really cares other than those dependent on ratings and any method of achieving high numbers…

And Two… Back to reality!